Hank

Dr(?) Henry "Hank" "Old Hank Splank" Splankton
 * "I call myself a doctor, which I'm not, but I should be."
 * Host of SplankSplaining the podcast
 * Married to the sea for 5 years before the State of California found out he forged the license and had it annulled
 * Had an assistant named Albert Jellyfish who, notably, was friends with Steve Erwin. Albert was not a jellyfish. Hank decided to name jellyfish after him. Sadly Albert's brilliance was snuffed out too soon by TheQuial with a rock. Foul deeds.
 * Hank's nephew Plank Hankton spends summers with him and swims in the ocean so Hank invented fish to keep his nephew company. Plank ..."was never any good at making friends, neither was I."
 * Hank is constantly referring to "we" but is unclear if that is a royal we, Hank and Plank we, or some other entity we haven't met yet.
 * Declared that he invented fish and that the oceans used to be empty, also that Atlantis is real. Author's note: I have so many questions... if the oceans were empty how was Atlantis real? Was it just a coral city with nothing in it? If there were people in it, what would they eat?
 * Considered naming a fish Kanturis but decided that would be confused with Atlantis.